It's the "VOODOO" I tell ya!

After another free day from the grind, despite a doctor's appointment..I found myself walking in the door just after 1 p.m.

Nice! I could kick back and enjoy the rest of the day while thinking of other's a my place of employ picking up the slack for the next couple of hours in my approved absence {evil grin}.....

In went some needed nourishment. It was like a fuel! What is it about a roast chicken sandwich!? Here I was with extra time on my hands..I could have done ANYTHING but what I started to do, which was pick up from the cleaning that I couldn't finish from the day before. Just being the two of us now, having two young adults flying the coup..things stay relatively clean and in their places. No wait..I'm lying..I still have hubby around who despite his attempts at domestica, still has me lurking behind him and scratching my head at his logic. Doesn't matter..he tries...so gold star for that!

It started with the ensuite..I opened a drawer..HIS drawer..ohhh baaaaad mistake, then my drawer,...even worse and how the "F" didn't I see all this!? The "how's" "what's" and "why's" came into question. This is where the "Voodoo" began...

It was like a frenzy...like chum to a shark! Something inside my head went BOOM! I raced for a garbage bad, you know, the type that can stretch beyond recognition! Before you know it..I'm grabbing..ripping, slashing, and SLAM dunking,..no thoughts involved, into this black stretch -y bag of salvation! Things not needed, not wanted, not warranted to take up precious drawer space. Combs missing teeth,..brushes older than Methusela himself,..an empty toilet paper roll like wtf!? BAM..in that went..HA HA...combs..GONE...nail clippers with no spring..BOOYAA..and it just escalted like a 60's hippie fresh on purple microdot. It was seriously DOPE!!! :-)) Know what helped? Hubby,...let's name him,.."Steve" was not there...a true packrat in some cases, was absent..YES,...outta site, outta mind! Hee hee...ohhhh the power!!! Then,..I started on the cupboards below...oh YES...glorious empty spaces quickly evolved! Then,..I hit our main bathroom...oh GOD...better than sex..hell no..but damned satisfying if I do say so myself! :-P

All in all...in timing it roughly..I did this I figure in under an hour, and this..just the beginning.....

I'm satisfied for now...almost cigarette worthy if I still smoked....the lust has set in, the Voodoo spell...it's in my blood...still have a few pins I need to insert..it may not stop at inanimate objects...;-))