Tuesday, February 23, 2010

WTF, wtf, WTF!?!

....is with me???

Better still,..wtf is with people..period? At least,..some of the people in my life? "Why don't you do this with me" "Come meet me here", "Let's go over to"..and lastly but not least as of late, "Hey,..let's go to the bathroom!" Eff nooo I don't have to go!!! You want I should make sure you wipe your ass proper like too?? No..wait...diapers, Depends, Bounty the quicker picker upper..I don't care..what ever it takes for you peeps to DO IT YOURSELVES!!!

Realization and fact set in, well..actually..a while ago...that while I don't always aim to please everyone, that many still want that of me and my time. My planned self absorbed weekend that just past..a fart in the wind. It was a good thought, too bad I rolled on over like a dog on her back and pee'd herself! Not because I fear saying "no" but I'm figuring that some friends of mine have a hard time looking in the mirror to see that they really are grown ups! I feel like I'm in a fresh water lake with energy leaches sucking me dry.

Ever have people in your life that just can't piss without you?? You've all known some, still do..right?? Oh puh-lease..tell me you do,..did...or...at least humour me..tell me a lie..something :P

Here's what I'm about to do...give some of them a full pack of Pampers and tell them to figure the rest out for themselves. Shit happens and if you want to spend time sitting in your's..all the more power to you..and buy your own friggin Diaperene! This Mama ain't yo Mama no mo!

My God...this was liberating...I may have a few less dependents after this but this fucking feels good!! And hey...sometimes "FUCK" just feels good,..as in..ohh never mind...

3 comment(s):

Anonymous said...

I'm so proud! *tear* That was a Rabbit worthy rant, love. Don't they feel great!?!?!?

Mystz said...

Lol!! You're right..it felt good to do..and come this Saturday at a birthday party for a friend who doesn't snatch away your vibe,..I'll be letting some know that I don't intend to swing from the same rope they are. Plain and simple..I'm done! :-)

KaLynn ("MiMi") said...

This is soo true but sooo funny!! I understand!

I have a hard time saying no too. Then I get stuck trying to get all my stuff done and do what they want to do too. But I'm learning. Going back to school is teaching me that. I have to stop and do it first, then if I have time. . .
The bathroom thing, gets me too. If you just want to talk then lets go outside to talk, I DO NOT HAVE TO GO THE BATHROOM TO TALK TO YOU! NOR AM I GOING IN THERE TO HAND YOU TOILET PAPER!

Like your blog. I will be back!

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